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Apr 15, 2014 / 14,137 notes

eyeballfarts:

i had a dream that i entered the world’s sexiest virgin contest and then the judges made me have sex with them, and then they’re all ,”you’re disqualified.”

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Apr 15, 2014 / 859,788 notes

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counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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neonspaceships:

My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying
Apr 15, 2014 / 22,883 notes

neonspaceships:

My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying

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Art school made you realise you’re a tool?Judging from the people I know who went to art school, people have probably been telling you that for years.
Apr 15, 2014 / 283,011 notes

Art school made you realise you’re a tool?

Judging from the people I know who went to art school, people have probably been telling you that for years.

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Apr 15, 2014 / 208,806 notes

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

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Apr 15, 2014 / 447,243 notes

mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

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Apr 15, 2014 / 241,725 notes

uke-mode-seme-mode:

DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T

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carnevore:

me in math class
Apr 15, 2014 / 1,733 notes

carnevore:

me in math class

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